Ya Missed Lady!

I was appalled to read about another angry ex-postal worker "going postal," but after reading the next headline, I understood her frustration. Or perhaps I was projecting my own. Meh. And if you wondered why Wal-Mart prices weren't quite low enough and why the healthcare sucks, now you know. Imagine how low they could go without guys like Tom Coughlin around? Although, considering what tight sticklers Wal-Mart corporate is, this guy deserves some recognition for sneaking off with even a penny. And for his next trick, he will be breaking out of Fort Knox.

(Mal)Adjusting

Expect some changes, lotta movin', little shakin'.... But go not gently into that dark night, my friends. Feeling a little vaklempt. Hillary has been made into a patsy for telling the truth. Discuss amongst yourselves.

Fairer sex?

Although men can knit too, they are physiologically meaner than women, proving my personal belief that men start wars and women bury the children. Maybe, as they say, the US really could be ready for a woman president, but NOT THIS ONE. Do female leaders do better, or worse? Or do they have to believe and act like a man to hold those positions against other men (thereby gaining the reputations of "bull dikes," and the like)? Why can't sexy women be powerful without seeming cheap, yet high power male executives become idolized as sex symbols? Food for thought!

And in other news, I say hurrah to some common sense in our court systems, but I'm afraid Bush's new and improved S. Ct. will strike this one down, I'm sure.

We wanna die! We wanna die!

I've heard of people protesting against a lot of things, but why are they protesting against an indoor smoking ban? Do they not read? Oh wait, New Jersey you say? They probably don't even know what fresh air is. Personally I think they should pass federal indoor smoking bans, and while they're at it, please increase the penalties for selling tobacco to minors. The stuff is nasty, and it keels joo. If there were a vote to eradicate tobacco from the earth, I'd check "Aye".

Sleeper Agent or Just Asleep?

You decide!

Geekin Out

Like, no way. I found a new website and I am totally geeking out. Some of you may remember I scored 97% on an online test of "How nerdy are you?" (4% higher than AO) and well, you get the picture. If ever you want ideas for what to buy me for gifts, look no further.

Here are a just a few:
T-shirt with the molecular symbol for caffeine.
Power strip without the strip (it's not called a squid for nothin!)
Water-powered calculator or clock (only THE most expensive item you couldn't buy in AD&D)
Suction cups that speaker-fy anything
One handed keyboard
An LED ant farm!

Need I say more?